splat on your face,

splat on your face.

end of jNCO course

Saturday, December 31, 2005


ah...
finally it is the end of the 3 day torture course liao...
legs are readlly tire and -sour-...
serious...
you can ask anyone that had went for the course for the 3 days...
but i am also glad that i went for this course la...
coz i gotten my campcraft badge liao...
that mean i can qulify theory-ly to become a sergent...
haha...
cool..
created a new cheer...
hope to be put inside the song n cheer book...
ah...
yes..
i have also receive my COPORAL rank at the parade at the end of the course...
aiya...
so sad le...
never get best trainee...
erm...
ok nvm...
there is always someone that is BETTER than you in ANYWAYS...
haha...
so nvm...
i work HARDED next time...

ok...
enough of the jNCO course liao...
i WENT TO TAKE MY NEW SPES LIAO...
wahhaa...
so cool...
the spec box damn nice...

ok...
i saw this panasonic VS7 today...
nicer then VS6 man...

P.S I WAN A VS7...

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jNCO course

Wednesday, December 28, 2005


tell you what...
i think i will not be posting for the next few days...
coz got tough tough training...
to mould us into FUTURE NCO...
yeah...
i wanna be chairperson...
i still think the training go ta LITTLE slack...
can have lots of HALLS to improve...
haha...
going to keep it short today...
haha...

anw...
I WANT A PANASONIC VS6 PHONE!!...

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out on CHRISTMAS!!

Monday, December 26, 2005


haha...
forget to add something to yesterday's post...
I SAW SLYVESTER AT KOVAN YESTERDAY!!!...
ok...
he is like wearing BIG shades...
GOLDEN NIKE(TM) shoes...
white shirt black pants...
wear a tie...
but never tie it...
wat for wear a tie rite??
haha...
black 1 somemore...

ok...
back to today...
went out with glynnis n kristle today(hey ester...jealous??haha)...
to orchard...
no...
1st i went to PS mrt station to wait for them...
then we went PS...
to eat...
long john silver...
with glynnis...
then kristle LOOK at us...
wahha...

then later we WALK to OG...
walk around inside n try some really BIG shades...
then took picture with MY phone...
too bad have to wait till i go to my friend's hse then can upload to com. ...
sorry guys...
or girls...
haha...

then went to THE HERREN...
wake around...
saw ADIDAS(altogether we saw like 3 shops selling adidas la...including bata)...
make someone really jealous...
ok...
then walk around trying to find the 'billy bomber' isit spelt this way?
then went to bought the insulting green finger...
haha...
love that pen...
then walk out...
then went back again b4 we found the 'billy bomber'...
drank chocolate shake n choco chips shake there...
RATHER nice...
haha...
take loads of pictures there...

fun day...
hahah...

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NEW hairstyle!!

Sunday, December 25, 2005


i finally went to cut my hair...
oohoo...
i went there after my tuition...
now my hair is like nice n really nice...
wahhaha...
so happy...
with my new hairstyle

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Saturday, December 24, 2005


FINALLY...
bought my shoes and shoes yesterday...
went so many place then can get the shoes sia...
coz my leg big...
size 12 le...
how big is that you know or not!!!...

nvm...
lets talk aout today...
it is sec 1 registration...
lots of ppl came down today sia...
so cool...
lots of p6 i mean...
haha...
lots of ppl wanna transfer in...
lots of ppl wanna transfer out...
haha...
wat shall we call that...
NEUTRALIZATION??...
haha...
i went to PROMOTE my cca to the parent la...
like so cool la..
they were like...
i wanna join NCC...
then i say say say until they say...
boy...wanna consider or not...
haha...
so pro-ed...
then after that...
was like very PISS-ed...
i realised that i cannot show my piss-ed off expression...
wahhaha...
laught too much...
my face season liao...
wahahha...
laughing face...
angry that time also same face...
good wat...
act happy...
then actually damn piss-ed off...
ha-ha...

P.S brough the brown bag and wear LONG pants today...

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005


just realized that everyone's WED is the busiest day...
most confusing somemore...
got pure chem tmr...
suppose to have it on sunday and coz of the CHRISTMAS...
i m having it tmr...
n tmr...
the pure chem class clashes with my A. Math class...
so i have to shift it to today...
which wasted much of my sleeping time...
no la...
kidding...
and then hor...
my pure phy class also clash on the CHRISTMAS day...
so have to change date...
to sat...
n on sat i m suppose to have my A. Math again...
so...
A. Math 1.30-3.00 then pure phy 3.30-5...
cool...
whole afternoon spent on tuition liao...

today is fun...
went to far east plaza to find school bags...
the basement is nice...
alot of ren qi...
people air??
haahaa...
so hungry le...
went there that time...
then ate breakfeast there...
then went in search of THE BAG...
see...
see...
look...
look...
saw some real nice bag...
but it was out of our buget though...
shell not tell u all our buget...
wahhaha...
our bags must be big enough for our next year's books...
look really nice on out shouder...
look really nice went NOT on our shouder...
look nice on our next class floor...
can make SOMEONE REALLY JEALOUS...
must look weird but still nice...
colour must be nice...
not too common in school...
unique...

then later went to bugis...
to see if we can get a good price or not...
and so we did!!
SUCH A NICE bag at SUCH A NICE price...
haha...
there is like...
BAGS HEAVAN le...
so many bags...
all so nice 1...
then still got choice 1...
haha...
dono what i mean...
go down bugis and look...
then u will know what i mean...
haha...

-THE BROWN BAG-

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Saturday, December 17, 2005


ok...
i just relized that lots of ppl blogged on the 15th of dec...
y is it so...
may i ask???

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today i saw a very good act of polite-ness...
i was at the train to city hall where i change train...
then this old malay man was coming in...
then this another malay guy...
mot the old man...
give up his seat to the old man...
spontaniously(isit spelled like tt??)...
a old chinese lady came in n a chinese guy stand up wanting to offer his seat to her...
but the old lady decline...
saying that she will be going down in like 2 more stop...

*i m not saying that they r having a competition or smthing...

wat can we learn form this...
the lesson behinde this is that...
no matter wat race, relgion, wat language u speak...
it is still the same...
is the heart tt matters...
u care abt the elderly...
are polite...
have a heart tt cares...

yar...
that's it...
now i realise that i haven bought alot of things...
a bag...
a pair of shoes...
a lot of books...
a new specs(i lost mine last month)...

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AT HOME!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2005


tell u all what...
i m seriously bore at home...
maybe i could take my a. math tuition teacher advice and go for tuition like...
6 time in a week...
maybe then i will understand FULLY what is she saying...
maybe starting from next week i will do that...
wahahha...
mon 3.45-5.15 -- a. mathes
tues 5.45-7.15 -- a. mathes
wed 4.30-6.00 -- a. mathes
thurs 4.15-5.45 -- a. mathes
fri 6.00-7.30 -- a. mathes
sat 1.30-3.00 -- a. mathes
sun 10.45-12.15 --pure phy
1.00--2.30 --pure chem

then maybe like this i can fully understand each subject...
i fully make use of the money i spend to pay for the tuition...
(*tt sound cheap)...
who cares??!...
wahhaha...

end of post...
-too bored-

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The sky is falling...

Monday, December 12, 2005


haha...
chicken little is dumb...
coz chicken r suppose to be female n its a male...
so suppose to be cock little...
sound pervertic...
and a little of a chicken is called a CHICK...
...
chicken little...
haha...

*but i like tt baby alien...

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Sunday, December 11, 2005


today i was like...
go pay then go tuition in the morning la...
10.45am to 12.15pm...
but then the teacher let us go at like 12.10pm...
eat our $$...
then i eat lunch walk around...
then come bac at abt 1pm to tuition again...
the same indian female teacher!!!!!...
look at her for the next 1 n a half hrs...
in total go for her class for like 3 hrs...!!
then nvm...
the room inside is dam cold la...
i was like "vibrating" inside...
then during the interval of the 2 lesson...
glynnis sms me...
say her squadmate in same class as me...
then i was like wow wow WOW...
i must go make specs liao...
cannot even c lor...
she was like seating behind me...
haha...
then i also go YELLOW(TM)...
then see this card holder...
silver 1...
damn nice lor...
then still can carve name 1...
so nice!!!
less then 10 bucks lor...
the teacher a little bit weird 1 lor...
she talk to herself...
n ask/strongly encourage ppl to answer her questionSS but then ans herself...
haha...
i actually wanted to ans 1 lor...
but since she like to give herself questions to ans then tt's fine with me...
haha...
n rite...
she talk a little too fast lor...
then juz when i wan to answer her question...
she answer it herself...
leaving me no CHANCE...
then i today 1st day wat...
also pai sai to ask or answer question...
haha...
then the other stuff still ok la...
ok...
seriously...
the justice league in heartland mall...
was like...
totally out of shape can...
the green lantern is like a malay or indian lor...
then the martian manhunter has oversized head...
then every1 got uneven body proportion...

then aft tuition go do some np stuff with my gang...
haha...
did crime prevention...
then go take my "pay" frm my boss...
100 odd dollar only...
but nvm...
i finally quit!!!!
haahaa...

p.s. i think i really got short term memory lor...
i edited this post like 5 times liao...
i rmb somthing...
i edit...
rmb somthing again i edit again...

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went out with my squadmates today...
they were like...
"go watch harry potter le..."
then i was like...
"don wan la...my friends say not nice 1..."
then clement say...
"i pay for u..."
then i was like...
"set...lets go..."
then he was like...
"wait...i pay for u 50 cents...u pay the rest..."
"the show start at 12..."
which is 30 mins later...
then i was like...
still using my com. in my hse...
haven bath...
n the journey to PS was like 1 hr away...
then i say"aiya nvm...i meet u all when u all come out..."
then i slack slack...
go bath...
take bus, train...
then wait....
...
...
until i saw jia jie...
then he was like...
holding a white white stuff...
then i asking him you become rich overnight isit??
coz that white white thing is a quiksilver(TM) wallet...
then he was like...
-_-...
yar...
no lar...
i get my allowance 1 shot wat...
then we waited for them to come out...
then is like 3 liao la...
then we went eat...
then i go off liao...
so i meet them just to really "eat"...
we ate long john silver...
quit nice lor...
the fish...

then rush to meet my friend to go work...
took taxi...
then go there tt time c...
every1 late...
we were the earliest...
damn it...
y take taxi!!!
haha...
last day...
quiting...
tmr take pay...
should say todae...
at 4pm...
haha...

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Saturday, December 10, 2005


ok...
the test tt i got FULL MARKS mention in my last post is SANA test...
a anti-drugs course test la...
juz for every1 info...

ok...
yesterday bought a Christmas Log cake for my mother...
coz her birthday is on the 8th dec...
then on the birthday cake got heppy birthday n merry christmas...
haha...
i also bought trick candle...
the 1 that can nv be BLOW out...
then we was like...
in the night...
when every1 in my hse was sleeping...
my sis n i was like...
quick...
keep quite la...
then we lighted the candle n put them on the cake...
then we carry it into my mum bedroom...
then we WAKE her up...
then we call her to make a wish n blow out the candle...
then the candle relight...
then she blow then relight then reblow...
haha...
then she cut n she say she will cut the rest tmr...
but then today she nv cut...
haha...
damn nice le...
got santa...
snowman...
n reindeer on the cake...
n a small small axe on the BIG BIG log...
hahhaa...

i quiting work liao...
now starting to concentrate on my studies...
start to go tuition...
on SUNDAY...
lucky tuition centre got air-con...
or else will be damn hot coz is SUNday...
haha...
dono if i want to take pure phy or not...
or A. math?
haha...
nvm...
hu cares...
juz go...

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Tuesday, December 06, 2005


haha...
today damn high sia...
no...
not that type that drugs can give...
is that type where people anounce that u have got full marks for a test...
that kind of high...

ok...
today went for the SANA course...
ppl there so weird 1...
onli 2 school frm our area onli...
yuying n PLMGS...
n 3 st gabrail...
almost forget...
then all other all other area 1...
we are the biggest lor...
23 people altogether...
haha...
go through wat...
lecture...
lecture...
video...
lecture...
video...
lunch...
test...
role play...
anounce people who have got full marks...
video...
fall in...
dismissed...
get stalked...
stalked??
go eat...
go home...
haha...

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Saturday, December 03, 2005


wa...
today saw this damn rude guy on the bus...
he is like scolding %#!$%^&* to the bus driver...
then also the driver came out n scold !#$%*^&...
but nvm...
shirlynn yang actually push the ahem of my *glow in the dark guy* into his body...
omg i m so sad for him...
n i cannot do an operation on him...
too dangerous...

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Friday, December 02, 2005


haha...
got two day off frm work...
taking a break...
go taekwondo later...
then maybe tmr go shopping with my mum n sis again...
haha...
work so hard must relax wat...
like my mum said"qian shi quan bu wan de"...
*money cannot be earn finish*...
direct translation...
y spend ur entire week earning $$...
u earn $$ becouse u wanna enjoy rite...
yar so i taking off...

i wanna buy bag for next year...
waiting for wallace to reply...
damn it i think he is kidnapped...
cannot be...
nobody will kidnapped him...
jkjk onli la...
haha...

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