splat on your face,

splat on your face.

Thursday, November 30, 2006


imagine me
a 70% water
20% protein
10% fats
human being
is made to go through
THREE days of FUN
PLUS lots of sleepless night
tsk tsk

first was this council camp
which i was the in charge with OSWELL CHAN AOWEI
okay la
everything was fine except that the amount of people that turn up is pathatic
had grooming course
fun eh
learn how to walk and how to arrange the cutleries in a restraunt
how to seat
how to be a GENTLEMEN

after we "broke" camp
i chiong to go to lionel chalet
just to find that he cut botak
...
no originality la!
had a terrible stomach upset
ahhh
ate in everything come out everything
and then i lose 1 set of my camp clothes and pe shorts la!
"play with cards"
and "drinks"
"poker"(community)
still don quite get it
played pool also
overall it is quite fun la
and disgusting too,can ask shawn

then when i reach home bath clean clean then BANG
on the bed and knock off
until my mum reach home
called me up for dinner then knock back off again
then the next day met jiajia to bring sec 2s to queenway civil defence HQ
for CD course
then we went shopping
but it was close la
then walk around saw this shop that sell cards ONLY
nothing else
cheap stuff there
and lots of funny looking poker cards
got mickey mouse 1
so cool
should go there again soon i guess

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Saturday, November 18, 2006


yeah!
bought my first beer today(i kept the bottle cap)
FOR MY DAD
who do you think it was for man
i am a good boy hor
i am so filial(?) right!

you all must be thinking...
why i treat my dad right?
isit his birthday?
nope
isit his wedding aniversary?
nope, if thats the case i would have treat both my parents right(my mum don drink)
isit coz i am rich?
of CAUSE not la!
then what isit?

it is because i got my pay today
not much but can last me for like erm 1 week?
haha
good enought le la
they say get 1st pay must treat
though this is not really my FIRST PAY( CAUSE i last year also went to work)
but this is my FIRST PAY of the year mah
so yar treat them eat!
and treat my dad drink

my job was rather slack i guess
pack LADIES shoes
help those AUNTIES find sizes
and people are weird
they always want to pay for only NEW stuff
or stuff that appear NEW
(i think i will do that if i am those aunties)
even if they are shoes when you know that they will be dirty
it is just a matter of time
and even if it is like downright cheap shoes on SALES!
they still bargain for kicks i guess
(i will do that too if i were those aunties)
a ladies shoes for $5 where to find?
a normal pair you buy from Metro or OG or anywhere
will cost you like 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 TIMES more!!
i guess i am born *aunty-ish

yesterday had PK and HFS test
2 badge test in one day!
the HFS is like CD course la
dono why they go create
and the lecture...hai
and i have learn 1 think

police cannot catch you for 323-ing people

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Thursday, November 16, 2006


PK-ed today
went to HTA OURSELF!
wake up like at 5.20am la!
wah...so sian
yesterday sleep at 12+++ la
wah!
the lecture was very informative la
haha
but then a little not very interactive so...
erm you all know whats the expected result of not being "interactive"
lots of people OPEN their eye and sleep LITERALLY
having test tme
that harmony hall or something no table la
so pathetic!
haha

and i just found out that even if you broke/fracture your little pinky in an accident which is of quite little importance to your hand other then make it nicer...
it is counted as a MAJOR accident

and i also realise that "e" is a very common alphabet in English

and you could be sue when you powder your face in public...
under CHAPTER 95 Environmental Public Health Acts section 17(1)(e)

haha this sound so cool...
imagine you walk up to a person and said...
sorry ma'am do you know that when you are powdering your face like NOW...
you could be charge under CHAPTER 95 Environmental Public Health Acts section 17(1)(e)of the Police Penal Code
just imagine

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Sunday, November 05, 2006


yesterday went to do life science report...
wed thurs fri
spend the whole afternoon doing some life science programme that cost $40 edusave!
haha
wonder if after secondary school will still have $$ left or not?
keep "edu-saving"
tsk
but quite fun la
can make bacteria glow green under UV light!
my favourite colour le...
then got so DNA fingerprint
but then DNA fingerprint also not that good
coz if twins they will have the same DNA fingerprint
but then the micropipette very fun to play
then the jelly also
and i like rubber gloves balloon
look abit like a hen haha
then 70% ethonol also very fun...
spray like siao
coz they keep saing don waste 40 dollar
then we keep playing with the ethonol
very cold la

oh yar then today right need to reach Woodland CC at 6.45am what
so went to my cousin house which is like 10 mins away from Woodland station la!
so came back after doing report to take my uniform then go off again to his house
on the way right i saw 2 lesbian la!
they was like kissing on the train when i was like right infront of them!
wah totally disgusting man
the "girl" les was kissing the "guy" les chin la then i overheard then saying what
"wah, i have never look at you at this angle!"
then the "guy" les then walk with the chin facing up...
eee....
-shiver-

having S P A soon
hai...
screwed up the last time cannot screw up this time already!
or else will die!

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